If you send me an ask, I'll answer it privately, unless you want me to publish it or it's one of those "ask-me-a-question-things.
In the Flesh
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
Orange is the New Black
Okay, but think about this. Titanic AU. Where Bucky is Rose, Steve is Jack. They fall in love, and dive into freezing water. It’s pratically canon
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story